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” – You’re ugly! – And you’re drunk! – Yes, but in the morning looks. I’ll be sover ————————————————————————————– – Trông cô thật xấu tệ! – Còn anh
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” – Doctor, help me. My heart is beating very quickly and I feel terrible. I think I’m going to die. – Nonsense. That’s the last thing you’ll
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” – I know what you are going to do tonight. – All right then. What am I going to do? – You’re going to sleep, of course.
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” – I think I’m going to lose my job in the flower shop tomorrow. – What for? – I sent flowers to a funeral with the wrong
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” Two fish were swimming together in a river. – Look, said the first one. It’s starting to rain. – Quick. Let’s swim under the bridge, said the
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“- Tomorrow my name will be up in lights in every cinema in the country. – How are you going to do that? – Easy. I’m changing my
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” – Waiter, will my pizza be long? – No, I expect it will be round as usual. – Phục vụ, bánh pizza của tôi đợi có lâu
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“A circus was visiting a small town in France. The lion tamer walked into a bar and asked: – Do you serve Americans in here? – Sure, said
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” – The British are planning to travel to the sun in a rocket next year, said a British scientist. – But, said an American scientist, as you
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” – I have some good news for you and some bad news. – Tell me the bad news first, doctor. – I am going to amputate your
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