“Magic Bob was a magician on a cruise ship. Each night he took objects from the passenger and made them disappear, and then reappear in strange places. The
” John: What are you fishing for? Casey: Mumamamamoolays John: What do they look like? Casey: I don’t know. I’ve never caught one. ————————————————————– John: Cậu đang câu
” A man was complaining to a railroad engineer. What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late? The railroad engineer replied. How
” Paul, have you been fighting again? You’ve lost your two front teeth. No, I haven’t, Mum. They’re in my pocket. ————————————————————————————– – Này Paul, con lại vừa
” ————————————————————– – A man was walking along a road kicking a tortoise. – Why are you kicking this poor defenseless tortoise? asked a policeman. – Because it’s
