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Fish Washing
| 25/01/2013
” – Did you wash the fish before cooking it? – No – Why not? – Well, what’s the point in washing the fish when it has been
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Thanks
| 25/01/2013
” When her daughter arrived home from a party, Mrs. Thompson asked her if she had thanked her hostess. “No”, she said. “The girl in front of me
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School Boys
| 24/01/2013
” A doctor had just given a boy an injection in his arm. He was about to put a bandage on his arm when the boy said: –
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Falling
| 24/01/2013
” – Mum! Mum! Dad’s fallen over a cliff. – Is he okay? – I don’t know. He hadn’t stopped falling when I left. ————————————————————————————- – Mẹ! Mẹ!
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Grandmother’s Birthday
| 24/01/2013
” – It was my grandmother’s birthday yesterday. – Is she old? – Well, by the time we lit the last candle on her birthday cake, the first
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The Heat
| 24/01/2013
” Harry Smith was sent to Central Africa by his company. He sent a postcard to his wife as soon as he arrived. Unfortunately it was delivered to
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Diet
| 24/01/2013
” Mrs Smith had been following her doctor’s advice for weeks but she wasn’t feeling any better so she decided to visit the doctor again. – The pills
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Baby Walking
| 24/01/2013
” – Dad, was I walking when my little sister was born? – Yes, you had been walking for six months. – Really? I must have been very
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Annoying dress
| 24/01/2013
” For weeks Gill had been going past an expensive boutique on her way to work and each time she had stopped briefly to look in the window.
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Extrodinary Plan
| 24/01/2013
” Peter had a very large garden and he had been digging it for about five hours when Mrs Burns came along. – Oh, hello, Peter. What are
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