Funny
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Yesterday the lady next door received a buzz from the front door. When she opened the door there was a man there.
With a saddened look the man says “”Lady, I’m terribly sorry, I just ran over your cat.””
Without hesitation the man tells the lady that he would like to replace the cat.
The lady looks up at the man and replies “”Thats all right with me, but how are you at catching mice?”””